The Theocracy of Absolute communism226 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.622 billion Absolute communism226ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism226ian economy, worth 778 trillion Deneroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,350 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism226's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Absolute communism226 is ranked 19,435^th in the world and 1,104^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,250.66 on the Gilded Widget Scale.